Wait, it gets funnier--it's based on a true story. While pimping his new movie, "Transformers: Dark of the Moon," Michael Bay was asked by MTV if he was still planning on doing "Pain & Gain," a $20-million dark comedy he's been kicking around for a while now.
The story is based on a pair of guys who were, in the words of Miami New Times, "local bodybuilders with a penchant for steroids, strippers, and quick cash. And they became expert in the use of a peculiar motivational tool: Torture."
Bay insists it's coming next:
We'll believe it when we see it.