The Week in Sports: Your New Cubs Owner?

Bill Murray may go from caddy for the Dali Lama (big hitter, the Lama) to part owner of the Cubs.

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The Week in Sports: Your New Cubs Owner?

This week in sports there were stories about lingerie and models and lingerie wearing models playing football. And Bill Murray's quest to lead a baseball team. It was nearly perfect. You can earn college credits while helping these members of the Lingerie Football League as an intern. Where were these internships when we were in college? Bill Murray may go from caddy for the Dali Lama (big hitter, the Lama) to part owner of the Cubs. To the delight of children everywhere who will be woken up because, "you have to see this in your lifetime" the World Series Games will start earlier. Miami Dolphin fans can get a hand-held television that comes complete with a cheerleader cam. Game? What game? Just like the Yankees clubhouse, when the doping inspectors showed up to the Belgian bodybuilding championships everybody ran. I'm no legal expert, but if a judge quotes Caddyshack while dismissing your case he didn't take it too seriously. Mark Sanchez is adjusting to life in New York just fine. He does a GQ photo shoot then starts dating a model from that shoot. But he's nothing like Matt Leinart. One of the most popular wives on tour, Amy McBride, wife of Phil Mickelson, is battling breast cancer and Mickelson has pulled off the tour. Mets was thrilled to see reports linking their new stadium to swine fly. The management of Denver's Pepsi Center double booked game four of the Lakers/Nuggets series and WWE's Monday Night Raw. If you give Vince McMahon the chance to manufacture a controversy, he will run wild with it. That's what he does. There are a few rules in life. Don't buy your wife/girlfriend an iron for her birthday. Don't get into a land war in Asia. And don't play HORSE with LeBron James. Vendors outside Wrigley seem to know no fear of racism if it will make them a buck. Notre Dame may play in Yankee Stadium in 2013. Irish fans only question is, "Who will be our coach then?" A Mets fan got stuck in the toilets at CitiField. No, he did not see Gary Sheffield while in there.