RAIN RAIN, GO AWAY: Some might wear their hearts on their sleeve, but we prefer plain old fashion curse words on umbrellas. Double points if they happen to be in a different language. The team over at Raindrops must have been thinking the same thing because they've come out with a wonderful line of solid colored umbrellas that not only block the rain from hitting you, but they tell the whole neighborhood what you're thinking. Consult with BabelFish for translations or just check out the English version here. They might not be for the faint of heart, but if you hate rain as much as we do, we think you'll find them rather appropriate and we're that they'll give a French (or French-speaking) friend or two a good chuckle.
BUY IT: Order these obscene (yet hilarious) umbrellas online from Raindrops.