ROLL CALL: Kelly Clarkson Debuts New Single

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Kelly Debuts ‘My Life Would Suck Without You:’ Just in time for the new season of “American Idol,” the original “Idol,” Kelly Clarkson, is back with her new single, “My Life Would Suck Without You,” which the singer debuted on the on Elvis Duran’s Z100 radio show Tuesday morning. With a similar feel for her mega hit, “Since U Been Gone,” Kelly’s new single is the total opposite of sucking. Listen to “My Life Would Suck Without You” HERE!

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NKOTB Ready To Set Sail: As for something that might suck if you suffer from seasickness, The New Kids On The Block announced plans of a concert cruise, People reported. The boys will rock the boat on a cruise from Ft. Lauderdale, Fla., to the Bahamas in May. Along with singing and hanging out with fans, the boys might also have to sling drinks. “We’re not going to be drinking pina coladas, we’ll be serving them!” Joey McIntyre joked. For a second, the idea of having the guys double as waiters seemed completely plausible.

Katy Cries A River To The Crowd: In more music news about things that suck, Katy Perry went public about her split from Gym Class Heroes’ Travis McCoy. “It hurts right now,” Katy told the crowd Monday night during an acoustic set at LA’s Hotel Cafe, People reported. “When you breakup with someone you move on. You don’t really want to move on … but you have to because they don’t give you any choice,” she added before declaring, “But I’m over it!” She’s like a Kelly Clarkson song in short skirt!

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Miley’s Underwear Model Croons: And finally, in music news that sure didn’t suck like we thought it would, Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend and underwear model-turned-singer, Justin Gaston, sang his new song, “If She Makes Me Happy,” on Miley’s latest YouTube post. Miley and pal Mandy Jiroux danced while Justin belted it out. The worst part is when Miley revealed that her pet name for Justin is “Justy Wusty.” It’s OK if your gag reflex got the best of you… ours did too!