It has a memory stick that can store hundreds of documents and has a laser pointer to point to slides, the British newspaper reports. The 2009 version of the knife, however, has no blade.
MacGyver was always able to do amazing things with toothpicks and gum, so that might not matter. In fact, he might have been able to patent those creative uses of everyday items, store them on the knife.
By cashing in on those ideas, he might have been able to avoid the bad guys all together and have a much cushier lifestyle.