The New York Giants need another sack -- to cover a flamboyant fan who wears skimpy outfits.
She also had a suitcase and two 11-by-17 signs, reading "Go Giants" and "Have a No Guns Christmas," referring to wide receiver Plaxico Burress' shooting himself in the leg.
She insists nothing naughty was showing, even though she's "well-endowed." As the middle-aged woman puts it, "You couldn't even see my underwear."
The Giants apparently saw it another way.
Security escorted her out, said signs and baggage weren't allowed and told her to cover up because there were children present.
The Giants maintain she was ejected because she broke stadium rules against signs and baggage.