The moppy and messy locks of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady are back in the news, and this time story is weaving in a different direction.
Oddly, the story does not appear on the National Enquirer's web site. The Enquirer can successfully catch a sitting United States president having an extramarital affair, but they can't get a news story up on their web page put up within two days.
The Enquirer speculates that, unsurprisingly, Brady's supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen is behind the whole thing.
"Gisele wants to maintain that perfect-couple image," the Enquirer said. "The handsome quarterback with a head full of hair and the stunning model with her own long flowing locks."
Brady has admitted in the past that male pattern baldness runs in his family.