You got a problem with Tom Brady's shaggy, new "trailer park ten-year-old" haircut? Take it up with the guy's wife.
"You'd have to convince my wife, first of all," Brady responded.
Brady also noted that male pattern baldness runs in his family. "I figure while I got it, I'm going to grow it long," Brady told WAAF.
Your dad passed the baldness gene along to you, Tom Brady? That's nothing. My old man stuck me with Boston Bruins fandom.
Joe Kukura is a freelance writer whose car cost less than Tom Brady's haircut.