The Naugatuck Police Department announced on Facebook that they are offering a free bed and breakfast service this weekend, but it's not a conventional special you'd want to take them up on.
Why not? Because you'll only get it if you're arrested on drunken driving charges and are staying in police lock-up.
In a Facebook post on Tuesday, Naugatuck police quipped about a bed and breakfast weekend special at the department in efforts to discourage driving while intoxicated.
"Not enough stress in your life? Tired of that pesky job? Can’t stand all that responsibility that goes along with having a drivers [sic] license? How about giving all your friends (…and enemies) something to talk about? ….well we have a deal for you!! … This weekend - and This weekend only – The Naugatuck B&B is offering a free cinderblock view suite to anyone that operates their motorized vehicle intoxicated up Route 63 (South Main Street) at High Street during the hours of 6:30 PM and 2:30 am," the police department's Facebook post said. "That’s right – I said FREE!!! … This deal includes free meals, a very comfortable steal (sic) bed and were also throwing in our patented 'All you can use Toilet Paper special.'"
Continuing with its sarcasm, the Facebook post goes on to say that the offer comes with a warning and a disclaimer that there might be a cost to you.
"Now – there is a chance you can incur some costs, such as lawyer fees, lost time or even termination of work, embarrassment and possible loss of trust from family and friends, but listen – this deal is much too good to pass up for those that like to drink and then get behind the wheel!!" the police department warns.
Reading between the lines? All joking aside, don't drink and drive.
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"This deal is not going to last long," police said. "Well, actually, it never ends,… but still - don’t say we didn’t warn you!!! … This weekend, the NPD B&B will be rockin’!!! …. Hope we don’t see you!!"
